Sunday, April 12, 2009

Top Evanisms for the Week

Thought I would switch it up a bit this week and put up some classic quotes from the 3-year old sass-itude.

* "Duh, Momma!" He was trying to tell me something and he kept saying it over and over and I couldn't understand what he was talking about. "Huh? Candy flower? What is that, Evan?" And he replied, "Duh, Momma! A candy flower!" Turns out, he meant to say dandelion. So I call shenanigans on that. He doesn't get to say 'duh' when he's not even saying the right word.

* "Jeez, Lady. ONE chip?!" Evan and Pops asked for more chips with their lunch. I put one chip on Ev's plate and a small handful on Pops. Ev then got all incredulous with the previous quote. Nice.

* "Momma, you are so drama!" This one was random. Ev just was feeling plucky and started spouting off phrases he thought was funny. Same with the next phrase:

* "Momma, cool yo jets!" Pops loves this line.

* "I macked it down." He picked this up from Pops, referring to eating something all up.

* "That's tight." Also a gem from Pops.

* "Aunty, you're a dum-dum." Ouch. Aunty's magic thumb trick failed to impress this 3-year old and he was not shy about saying so.

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